June 2009
16 posts
ughhh
dad: How are you?
me: I just ran back from work in the rain. I've been better. Julie's gonna be here to pick me up at 3:30, which gives me just enough time for a shower. If you wanted to make me a sandwich or something, that'd be amazing.
dad: Yeah, it WOULD be amazing. [walks upstairs]
asdf;lkj not that I want to sound spoiled or anything, but the least he could do after sitting around on his unemployed ass all day is make me a fucking sandwich. : |
opus miranda.
me: What if I were a serial killer?
boyfriend: I'd figure out your-- ..what's it called. Opus miranda?
me: ....modus operandi?
boyfriend: Shut up.
thanks, ucchan.
ytterbium:
“Link stirred in bed next to his wife. She lay on her stomach, sheet around her waist exposing her naked back. She had wanted love tonight, and had gotten it. Though she thought it was Link’s love of her. In reality, every time he lay his wife down in their bed, he saw nothing but images of Epona in his head. Epona, running wild, Epona, grazing and Epona, staring at him with those...